![]() president was actually Pinocchio, his nose would now be big enough to cut off and use as that border wall that will never get built. Then there are the charges that Zuckerberg gives special treatment to Donald Trump to use Facebook as a clearing house of disinformation and outright lies because it’s good for the bottom line. There is a petition on - “Stop Mark Zuckerberg from Colonizing Kauai” - that accuses him of bullying and suing locals into selling their land so “he can build a mansion.” By Wednesday, the petition had more than 800,000 signatures. The company’s soft stance on privacy is a perennial abyss. ![]() The social media behemoth is staring down an escalating ad boycott. Facebook’s honcho is under siege on multiple fronts. The timing of these photos is suspicious and it could well be a distraction. It looks more like war paint stirred in a bubbling cauldron of damage control. Looking at them carefully, I’m not even sure it’s sunscreen. These images don’t feel gotcha - they feel staged. He didn’t even apply this Benjamin Moore sunscreen to the back of his neck, where he’d be most likely to burn. But if Zuckerberg does everything on purpose - and he does - why would he allow himself to be photographed by professional shooters while looking like the Joker’s nephew during tax season? But what’s clear here is a conspiracy.Īm I saying Zuckerberg does not resemble an amphibious mime who was sent from the future to sell our data to Satan in exchange for having a cursed throw pillow extracted from his derriere? I’m not. This body shaming was so cruel, I felt compelled to stand with my back to a mirror, yank down my trousers and look over my shoulder, to see if I too was cursed with “bulging glutes.” ![]() Others also ridiculed the billionaire’s posterior, referring to it as a “dump truck ass,” “caboose,” “fat ass,” “dumper,” “huge ass” and “two honey baked hams.” It’s as if the guy co-founded Buttbook. Zuckerberg’s SPF-1000000 facial was not the only focal point of anatomical mockery. Or as Stephen Colbert put it on Tuesday night while feigning shock at one photo: “Shouldn’t you be scaring kids from a sewer?” Doubtfire, Data, Marcel Marceau, Jason Voorhees, Guy Fawkes, Slender Man, No-Face and, confusingly, Bigfoot. But if you want to see the haunting photos, click over to Us Weekly or the New York Post, which published galleries of Zuckerberg riding Pacific waves after apparently dunking his face in a bowl of bleached pancake batter. This was my first reaction after reading strange headlines this week: “Mark Zuckerberg’s Absurd Sunscreen Face Haunts the Internet.” “Mark Zuckerberg Spooks the Internet With Too Much Sunscreen on His Face in Hawaii.” “Memes From Mark Zuckerberg’s Extreme Sunscreen Experiment.” #markzuckerberg Zuckerberg does not do anything by accident. Mark zuckerberg taking sunscreen application tips from Mrs. Mark Zuckerberg with too much sunscreen on looks like he's wearing one of those shitty Michael Myers masks you find at Party City /7E2DbdUtv6 Just saying, we have yet to see Mark Zuckerberg and 2004 The Incredibles villain, Bon Voyage, in the same room. Was trying to think of who Mark Zuckerberg surfing reminded me of & then it came to me /ybue3Prbkr Of course the Twitter was quick to react to the photo and the memes are literally being generated by the minute. Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen /INyGVPvNY6 ![]() Now it’s not destination or the $12,000 remote controlled surfboard he’s riding that has the internet cracking up, rather it’s the obscene amount of sunscreen the billionaire has slathered onto his face. The only thing thicker than his SPF is his wallet.įacebook founder and popular meme inspiration Mark Zuckerberg is making waves with a paparazzi photo taken Sunday which captured the billionaire surfing in Hawaii.
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